Some People Are Pretty Pissed To Find Out Their Local Bowling Alley Was Used In A Hardcore Porn

DailyMail- Bosses at a bowling alley which is often used for children’s parties have launched an investigation after discovering a hardcore pornographic movie was filmed at their establishment. Sordid scenes involving two scantily clad women and a man carrying a pair of bowling shoes were filmed in the distinctive interior of the PSL Bowling Complex in Stirchley, Birmingham. It is believed the blue film was shot several years ago before the current owners took over. The film shows the trio indulging in sex on the business’s colourful furniture, with PSL’s bowling alley in the background. A concerned parent told the Birmingham Mail: ‘I wouldn’t want my two kids sitting on the chairs seen in these images or bowling there knowing what has gone on.’ When the new management team saw stills of the footage Martin Parsonage, who is in the process of taking over the building’s lease, said: ‘By hook or by crook, I will find out who is responsible. ‘But I know there is nothing that can bring us or PSL into disrepute – because I know we were not involved.’

Pruuuuuuuuuuuudes. Gimme a break. So a couple porn actors had a threesome on the lanes of your bowling alley. Get over it. Sex is a a part of life. Every couch you’ve ever sat on at a friends house is covered in sex juices too. Doesn’t make it any less comfortable. Same goes for a bowling alley.  Just because some chicks rubbed their naked asses on the seats and some dude rubbed his balls on the balls doesn’t make bowling any less fun. Plus, I trust that the porn people were courteous enough to wipe everything down before they left. We’re living in a society after all. Not to mention this gives the bowling alley a story. A legend. Instead of saying, “Hey you guys wanna go bowling tonight?” people can now say, “Hey you guys wanna go bowling tonight at that place where they filmed a hardcore porn?”  All of a sudden that night just got 10 times cooler. This is great news for the owner too. He should have dollar signs in his eyes. The #1 goal of business is to set yourself apart from the rest. Well I’d say being the only bowling alley in town to appear in a porn is pretty damn rare. Cha-ching.

I tried to find the porn and couldn’t. I’m sorry. Somebody will.