Leo Out And About Rocking An Iowa Hat As Gods Are Prone To Do

Bang bang!  Hottest actor on the planet. Awards rolling in. Pussy stays dancing on his dick. What hat does Leonardo DiCaprio decide to wear when his career has hit it’s absolute apex and he’s on top of the world? An Iowa Hawkeyes hat of course. The gear of the gods. The gear that the best looking actors and smut bloggers wear. Some might say he just pulled any ol’ college hat out of his closet that day because Leo loves him a good college hat but the people saying that would be wrong. He grabbed the hat. Or better yet, the hat grabbed him. Saw it, put it on, felt right, out the door. I always knew Leo and I had something in common but I wasn’t sure what it was. Now I do. Go Hawks.

Or maybe he’s trolling The Onion