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Monday Morning Metaphor...Ted Cruz Desperately Trying To Force His Daughter To Give Him A Hug

I’ve never really liked Ted Cruz or pictured him being President, but I got to be honest, this may be the first time I was genuinely impressed with him. Love that no-quit attitude, the forcefulness. He knew what he wanted and he went for it and didn’t back down.

Give me a hug

Give daddy a hug

GIVE ME A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING HUG YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

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Exactly the attitude we need in a Commander in Chief. If you can stand up to your brat daughter in public like that, Putin and Jong Un are a walk in the park.

#CruzinToVictory indeed.

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