Roger Federer Hit Such An Amazing Shot That A Man Leapt Out Of His Wheelchair

Praise the lord!  Or more like, praise Roger Federer!  The man whose forehand can cure a person and allow him to leap outta their wheelchair. Miracles really do happen. Jesus was right all along. That should solidify Federer as the greatest tennis player of all time, right? Sure there are other guys in the running like (insert list of all time great tennis players that I don’t have handy because I don’t watch tennis) but not a single one of those guys on that specific list of names has ever made it possible for a paralyzed man to walk again.  That’s a part of Federer’s resumé nobody can touch.  Working miracles while not breaking a sweat, that’s what Roger Federer does. I bet I know what his next Nike commercial is gonna be about.

The World Cup also has this kind of healing power

You don’t have to respect the act of pretending to be in a wheelchair to get World Cup seats but you do have to respect the hustle. It’s incredible how far a person can get when they have zero shame.  Might as well flip that into World Cup tickets.