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MMA Fighter Matt Mitrione With One Of The Most Gruesome Eyes You'll Ever See

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Fox Sports – Matt Mitrione came up on the wrong end of a TKO loss to Travis Browne on Sunday night and his eye may have taken the brunt of the punishment. Mitrione actually suffered two separate eye pokes from Browne during the fight in the same right eye that looked like it might stop the fight when the doctor was forced to look at him on the second occasion. The referee opted not to take a point away from Browne for the infraction and Mitrione continued to blink his way through the fight. In the third round, Browne blasted Mitrione with a straight punch that clearly did the majority of the damage and by the end of the fight, when the referee finally put a stop to the carnage, the former “Ultimate Fighter” had a hematoma that looked like a golf ball hiding behind his eye.

My one word review:

My favorite of all time is Hasim Rahman with the alien growing out of his forehead:

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But Matt Mitrione is forever in the “Holy fucking shit thats disgsuting” Hall Of Fame. I cant even imagine what a broken orbital bone and a dislocated shoulder feels like the next morning. All I know is that I’m happy there are other lunatics out there willing to have this happen to them for the sake of my entertainment. Thank you Matt Mitrione. Thank you and the tumor growing out of your eye while I sit at home and cry every time I stub my toe. You didnt win the fight but you’ll always be remembered. Its like the old saying “Winners get remembered but dudes who get giant golf ball sized lumps on their face never die.”