Cris Carter, With Zero Evidence Or Anything Like That, Accuses Chandler Jones Of Smoking Weed Laced With PCP
(Even he knows he’s an idiot. He has that “should I say this should I say this should I say thissssss, fuck it I’m gonna say it” pause right before)
Whoa. Pretty bold accusation from Cris Carter right there. Smoking weed and PCP is a far cry from smoking that shit they keep next to Horny Goat Weed at the bodega, wonder what evidence he’s got? What could his sources be telling him? Oh, he doesn’t have any. He’s just on national TV, irresponsibly spouting uninformed nonsense to massive amounts of people? Yup, sounds like an ESPN show!
To make it even better, Carter went on to say that “weed laced with PCP is what Aaron Hernandez was doing at the end.” WHAT, CRIS? What in the fuck kind of connection is that? Chandler Jones politely seeks medical assistance and now he’s a fucking gangland murderer? Talk about a thoughtless, I know that’s CC’s specialty, and remarkably dangerous line to draw.
Mind you, this is the guy who announced to a group of NFL rookies that they should always have a fall guy.
Always have someone on payroll who is willing to go to jail for you, that was Cris Carter’s advice to new professional athletes (admittedly, not the worst tip). So I guess I can see his disbelief when someone makes a mistake, seeks help, then owns and apologizes for his mistake to the media and fans. Chandler Jones taking responsibility like that must absolutely fucking blow Cris Carter’s mind.
And you know what the best part of all of this is? This is the very same Cris Carter. That sat on a Sunday countdown set and said that there’s absolutely no way Peyton Manning was doing HGH that was mailed to his wife because he said he didn’t during a three minute interview. That entire set immediately believed Peyton and said it was time to move on. But Chandler Jones admitting to doing something and having the police reports to back it up? Well, that’s just totally impossible. That doesn’t pass the smell test. He was probably smoking PCP at Aaron Hernandez’ flop house before heading out to kill some friends, because synthetic weed simply doesn’t make you freak out like that.
Nope, that shit keeps you calm, cool, and collected. Running shirtless through a police parking lot and begging for help is a totally unbelievable reaction to synthetic weed. Don’t be scared to throw in a quick Google search before the “On Air” light flicks on and you take a shit out of your mouth, Cris.