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Dude Lives The Dream And Gets To Bear Hug An Actual Bear

 

 

That guy took the dream right outta my head and made it happen for himself. Jim and Jimbo just hugging it out like a couple bros. So jealous. I’m a hug guy. It’s what I am.  It’s a part of me. It’s coded on my DNA.  When I see friends or family or people I’ve met once or twice, I hug them. Not in a creepy way (probably debatable). It’s just the best greeting there is. Handshakes are for businessmen. High fives are for baseball players. Hugs are for humans. Although being a hug guy comes with a good Hug Radar. I can tell when people are down to hug and when people aren’t. If I can tell they’re not, a handshake works just fine. Just know that I’d rather be hugging it out. I didn’t choose the hug life, the hug life chose me. So bear hugging an actual bear in the equivalent of a mountain climber reaching the top of Mt. Everest. Doing so means you’ve conquered the big one.  You’ve done something that most people can’t even dream of doing. To say I’m jealous of Jim would be the understatement of the century. Let me in there with Jimbo. This will be my Make A Wish.

 

Michael has the right attitude

 

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Same. I’ll sign whatever they put in front of me. Even if Jimbo rips my limbs off and punts my torso, they won’t be liable. Whatever it takes to get in there with Jimbo I’ll sign. Not only that but I’ll even try to get my new 51% boss to donate a nice stack of cash to this place. How do we make this happen, Orphaned Wildlife Center?  Let’s talk.

 

 

PS- Bears are fucking huge.

 

 

h/t dre