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Hey @BreadFaceBlog, You Just Brought A Knife To A Nuclear Warhead Fight

I like almost everything about the chick (@BreadFaceBlog) that KFC blogged about earlier. She is sexy, clearly loves her complex carbohydrates, and is down to get weird on camera. But I don’t appreciate her trying to step on my half-face food video corner. Come at the king you best not miss, BFB. Hell of a first week as a full-timer at Barstool. Already got into my first blogger war. Good to know I have an entire pirate ship of maniacs behind me.

Oh God, what have I gotten myself into?