#ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies Trending On Twitter

KFC11/24/2015 6:30 PM

I was never really under the impression that white people and black people Thanksgiving were gonna be the same. I figured it was like white church vs black church – black folks do it with a lot more flair and dramatics. But I gotta be honest after reading #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies I dont think we can even call it the same holiday. I think we gotta call it Blackgiving and Whitegiving or something. I dont think I could relate to a single one of these tweets. Especially all the ones about your cousins:

Black people love their cousins huh? Or I guess their one favorite cousin? Kinda sounds like black people are dicks to the cousins they dont like. When I see my cousins I’m like:

White cousins are weird. We hang out for Thanksgiving and then we’re always like “Yea lets get together soon!” and we never do because we dont really like each other. Maybe thats just me because some of my cousins are Jews but I dunno. Definitely dont get the feeling that white people are AMPED to see their cousins. I feel like black people wake up on Thanksgiving like “OH FUCK YES. Get to see my FAVORITE COUSIN today!” I mean I expected all the jokes about uncles and aunties and collard greens and shit. But the cousin stuff threw me for a loop. Also shit like this:

I legit dont even know what that one means. I swear its like 2 entirely different holidays. Some of the other highlights:

And of course some honkey tried to get clever with #ThanksgivingWithWhitePeople and he got absolutely DUNKED ON:

Hot dog water and cats milk. Skull emojis. Crying face emojis. You cant fuck with black people on twitter. Especially not when it comes to trending hashtags. Thats a battle black people will win 100 times out of 100. Thanksgiving with white people is just eating a slightly bigger meal than usual and then watching football with family you dont really like while an uncle or a grandpa falls asleep in a chair and a few other people argue about politics. Thats it, really. Not much of a holiday at all now that I think about it. Here’s some of the best of #ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies…what I learned – we dont season our food, we smell like hot dog water and cats milk, and we will all just fucking shoot each other.