Golf Spectator Gets His Nose Broken By An Errant Tee Shot That Hits Him Square In The Face

He shouldn’t have been standing there. Now there’s pieces of his nose all over the place. One of the funny things about whenever something like this happens is the announcers always being like, “Obviously the golfer didn’t purposely injure that spectator.” Oh really?  You don’t say!  I thought for sure Steven Bowditch picked that dude out, aimed right at him and thought, “I’m gonna break that fuckers nose” and then did it.  Sniped him square in the face and made him drop to his knees.  Blood everywhere.  Just for fun, let’s say Bowditch did do that on purpose.  That’d be the most miraculous thing that has ever happened on a golf course sans Tiger’s chip shot on 16 at Augusta in 2005.  We could give him an endless amount of golf balls and two years and there’s no way way Bowditch hits that dude square in the face like that again. Professional golfers are good but they’re not that good. Sorry about your nose, man.  That sucks.