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You Ever Get Kneed In The Face So Hard You Do A 360 Spin Through Time?

Nope. And I bet this MMA fighter hasn’t really either. Unless his nose went straight back into his skull, there’s no way that weak knee forced a reaction straight out of Looney Tunes. My money is the kid was probably shaving kicks with that 360 dive. Some loanshark in the crowd is going home satisfied after that thespian spin.

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Could be worse. At least he didn’t shit himself.

Annndddd that’s what we call a career. A higher power telling you to hang up the mitts even though the Type-2 diagnosis/sweating while one eats should have been enough of a sign already. There’s no way anyone can return to the cage after getting the literal crap beaten out of you then, even worse, having to walk of shame it through the crowd. But you gotta drop that pre-game heat or else that’ll get the best of anyone. And that ref doesn’t get paid nearly enough to deal with that shit let alone be near two sweaty biscuits flopping all over each other in the cage. The hot blonde at 1:10 though didn’t seem to mind. The dude cropped dusted her worse than a drunken Russell Casse and she didn’t bat an eye. Respect.