I Have A Question: Since When Did Barstool Turn Into A Bunch Of TSA Crybabies?

So last night #PrayForNate blogged about his harrowing adventures trying to go through security at the airport. I read it and kept waiting for something horrific to happen to him. Nope. They just patted his ass down and it took 35 minutes so he missed his flight. Hey crybaby face if you miss your flight because it took 35 minutes to get through security you showed up too late period. 35 minutes is nothing.  Plus you didn’t have drugs or weapons so why were you freaking out? Who fucking cares? If I was a TSA agent and I read his sob story I’d find out where Nate lived and stick him in my pocket and never let him out. And before all the crybabies say I’m bullying Nate I’m not. People who cry about TSA are one of my biggest pet peeves in the world. I’ve written about it at least 10 times.  And Feitleberg’s rant while not as whiny about how he should be allowed to bring outside liquids onto the plane is just as dumb. Didn’t a terrorist literally try to make a bomb from liquids a couple years ago?  Again here is my stance on TSA which I’ve said multiple times and they apply to poor Nate and poor Feitleberg.

This is from a blog 2 years ago regarding a 3 year old in a wheelchair.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. There is no bigger supporter of TSA on the planet than me. I’m TEAM TSA loud and proud. I pretty much side with them 1,000% of the time in situations like these. And guess what? I’m siding with them again here. The thing I never understand with videos like these is when the person being inconvenienced asks “Does my 3 year old look like a terrorist?” Umm no but what terrorist tries to look like a terrorist? Or how do we know that a terrorist didn’t do something to the wheelchair at some point knowing it wouldn’t be checked? Yeah I know it sounds outrageous but so does the concept of blowing an airplane out of the sky. You don’t know what can happen till it happens. That’s why TSA can’t make exceptions. Because I guarantee you that if terrorists find out that TSA doesn’t scan kids in wheelchairs they’ll eventually use that against us. Just like if they found out they didn’t scan their stuffed animals they’d sneak guns inside of them. TSA has one job. Protect people from getting blown up. They can’t pick and choose when they ignore the alarm. If people don’t want to get scanned than we need to have two types of planes. Planes where they don’t search anybody and terrorists can just waltz on and then planes with TSA. Then we’ll see how tough all these civil liberty fruitcakes are when it’s time to put their money where their mouth is.

Or another one from a couple years ago with a chick who freaked getting patted down

I literally can’t hate another human being more than I hate Ashley Jessica Barstool Nate. She He is everything that is wrong with everything. We got terrorists blowing up the marathon. We got terrorists chopping people’s heads off in broad daylight and this bitch is mad about TSA searching people at the airport? Just the worst of the worst. I mean imagine if a terrorist could refuse to go through the scanners and then refuse to be touched in certain areas? “Don’t touch my groin because that’s a personal violation AND oh by the way that’s where I have a gun stored.” It’s such a joke. And then she obviously runs to infowars to complain about it. Too perfect. Go back to Canada DC whore!

I’m going to say the same thing I say everytime I see one of these nutbags makes a video like this. There should be 2 types of planes. The kind where there is no security and the kind where there is security. All the assholes who bitch and moan about TSA can fly on the unprotected planes. Everybody with a brain can fly on the other ones. We’ll see who puts their money where their mouths are. Seriously I’d celebrate like we killed Osama when the terrorists blow this idiot out of the sky.

PS – Last time I wrote about TSA I was accused of being on the TSA payroll by an anti TSA website. That Barstool Sports was just a cover up being run by the government. Seriously. Maybe the highlight of my blogging career.