Chuck Pagano's Radio Show Is Today And They're Taking Twitter Questions. It's Not Going Well.

As you know, Twitter Q&A’s have a long-standing history of working out just swimmingly for all those involved. So, brilliantly, the Chuck Pagano show has today decided to come out and get active on social media. Throw some newspaper on that puke that was the botched fake punt and see if being hip and cool in 2015 works as some technological subterfuge.

Anyway, let’s see how it’s panned out…

Excellent! Appreciate everyone taking the time to write in. We now go LIVE to the Chuck Pagano show. Question 1:

Thanks for the tweet (that’s what it’s called, right?), Chris! Great question. For me, it’s undoubtedly the Phantom Menace. The CGI and new characters paint such a vivid picture, one that the original trilogy simply couldn’t match because of the constraints of the time. I like to keep things new and fresh. Keep everyone guessing, zig when they think you’re gonna zag, make a terrible movie when everyone wants it to be great. That kind of thing.

Next question!

Thanks for the write in, Ricardo. That’s a tough situation they got down there (up there? Where’s Columbus?) and a pretty embarrassing way to start the season. If you ask me, they need to switch things up. Put the goalie at center. Stick Dubinsky in net. Have Jack Johnson run the team’s finances. I don’t care about legality, just make sure everyone has no clue what’s going on. Has the coach cried in the locker room yet? Give that a whirl. They’ll be back on their feet in no time.

Ok we’ve got time for one more tweeter. Who’s up?

I appreciate that, Patchouli Jim. To circle back to my last question, maybe the Blue Jackets hire Patchouli Jim and have him cry in the locker room? He seems to get it.

That’s all for tonight’s Pagano Show and I appreciate the three guys who wrote in and the absolutely no one else who said terribly hurtful things like that I should kill myself. Look forward to week 7. Go Colts and #ChuckStrong!