I Can Get Down With Doug The Pug's Version Of Netflix And Chill

Fuck bitches. Get pizza and fries. Or somehow combine all 3 into a George Costanza trifecta of an evening. Tis a Utopia, indeed.

This isn’t this little toy with a heartbeat’s first rodeo on Barstool. In fact, it’s Doug The Pug’s world and we’re just living in it. Him and his smoke owner Leslie need to become more household names. Give me the Pug life or give me death.