Here's Abigail Ratchford Bouncing Up And Down In Slow Motion To Start Your Friday

They may not realize it but I am dating Abigail Ratchford and Lindsey Pelas.  My gals. My girls. My better 2/3’s. It’s a love triangle but it works out okay.  They’re always hanging out together on Snapchat and Instagram and talking to TMZ. I like to keep my distance though.  Try not to smother them.  Keep a solid 2,000 miles between us from LA to Cedar Rapids.  Pretty crazy that a smoke like Abigail Ratchford would even notice a guy like me let alone date me. We’ve talked about girls like this in the past but she’s one of those Different Species girls.  Girls who are so hot that it makes me question the very make up of our DNA and that we’re the same at all. It’s unfathomable. Oh well. No better way to start off a Friday then to watch Abigail bounce up and down. Happy Friday!