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How About This Bitch Starting A GoFundMe For Her Mother-In-Law's Fight Against Cancer Then Changing It Mid-Campaign To Get Some Fake Titties?

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Reader Email: Go Fund Me account for mother-in-laws cancer fund turns out to be for a pair of TIG OL FAKE BITTIES

I get to the office around 8am, log on Facebook, and see this diabolical post at the top of my news feed. Apparently Hannah started up a gofundme for her mother-in-law who had cancer, then later changed the name of the gofundme to “Help Hannah Get Some Cannons” fund. Possibly the most savage thing I’ve ever seen. Washington County’s finest. Go Buccos!

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So let me get this straight. Hannah started up this fundraising page for her mother-in-law months ago, raised a few pennies, didn’t cash anything out, and swiftly decided to hijack the charitable page to get her fake cannons. That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how that pays out. My guess is jail time because I’m no Atticus Finch, but I’m pretty sure that’s what society calls “Fraud”. And there’s zero doubt in my mind this action was a result of a divorce. Some little flilly broke her heart and she responded in the most savage, soulless way to get back at her ex-husband: Pull the plug on his mother’s cancer funding while flaunting her new cannons around town. Seriously. I wouldn’t put it past her. She’s obviously diabolical enough by thinking she could get away with this move in the first place. Plus she’s got that vile, evil second X chromosome in her. Anything is possible. Revenge is a dish best served cunt by the female species.

h/t Aaron