The Barstool College Football Roundup, Week 5: The B1G, Pac-12 and Everyone Else

When you and your boys hear the College Football Roundup just got posted

Best place to start is obviously what turned out to be the REAL game of the weekend:

Clemson/Notre Dame

BYOG: BRING YOUR OWN GUTS

Best postgame speech ever? Almost…except for when ESPN did this for some reason.

Mistake? Didn’t want him talking about Jesus? Who knows, it’s ESPN.

Game was a little muddy

And women were wiping out with their toddlers in their arms

But Coke Guy was back!

As for the actual game…

This kid Kizer was the real deal – shame they gave him such a crappy 2 point conversion play to end it.

His receivers letting him down with BRUTAL fumbles earlier didn’t help either.

I will say seeing them lose after Notre Dame players were taunting the crowd down 21-3 was pretty satisfying.

All in all, a disappointment for Notre Dame, and another HUGE win for Dabo bringing this program to the next level.

Arizona State/UCLA

While you were out Saturday night getting blackout somewhere, ASU was quietly whooping up on the national championship dark horse UCLA.

This run was my favorite play of the weekend:

Whaaaaat…? Is that even legal?

UCLA kicker gets leveled…makes tackle with his dead body.

Just like they teach it in Pop Warner.

Ohio State

Yikes. Cupcake schedule not looking so cupcakey for the Buckeyes lately.

My man is so excited to be up 2 points on fucking Indiana

‘Zeeekeeeee

“Hey asshole you suck ass! Hey asshole you suck dick!”

PS,

This dude Fuchs.

TCU emasculated, embarrassed, humiliated Texas.

Boykin with the TCU touchdown record. 5 TD passes in this one. Charlie Strong so far on the hot seat that he’s literally on fire.

Had players retweeting about how they want to transfer at freaking halftime. Get some control of your team dude.

Baylor wins the Butt Bowl

Mostly because their offense literally cannot be stopped, ever, by anyone.

Only thing they couldn’t get was a high five from the ref.

It’s not every day you see Shawn Oakman get absolutely blown up either.

K-State bro geekin out

Quick targeting review, courtesy of the BYU game-

Targeting with immediate ejection:

Not targeting:

Speaking of targeting…bye bye brain matter!

The #2 team in the country quietly won this weekend and I didn’t hear a word about it, not a single highlight except this juke move.

Maybe because they beat Purdue by 4?

In the saddest news of the weekend…Illinois didn’t have enough fans to do their card stunt

Never forget 2013.

Cal converted a 3rd and 36 on a draw play. Seriously.

Quick Penn State Fat Kicker stat.

Nebraska loses again…team captain handles it maturely.

Boise is still out here doing Boise things.

Michigan won again btw. Not giving Pres the satisfaction of any highlights from it.

We’ll send it out with your brand spanking new top 5:

Not an SEC team to be found.