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It's Friday So Let's Watch This Lady Get Viciously Attacked By Cute Baby Otters

 

 

It’s time to start winding this sucker down.  Quitting time on Friday is so close I can taste the sweet nectar of Bud Light hitting my lips.  I can’t think of a better way start the Friday home stretch than to watch a good looking (maybe? I can’t really tell but obviously would) lady get viciously attacked by baby otters. If I weren’t a blogger (a job I very much enjoy) I would want that lady’s job because it looks awesome. I’m just assuming her job is to stand fully clothed in a pool and let cute baby otters attack her all day every day. In my mind that’s what she gets paid to do and that’s what she sees on the calendar every day when she walks into work.  She walks in at 9am, finds today’s date on the calendar and it simply reads: “Get bombarded by baby otters in the pool” and she heads to the pool.  Doesn’t change in to a bathing suit.  Doesn’t strip down to her underwear before she gets in.  She simply walks straight into the pool and the otters surround her until it’s quitting time AKA living the dream.