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The Barstool College Football Roundup, Week 4: The B1G, Pac 12 and Everyone Else

New rankings out…once again…it’s the B1G’s world at the top and we’re just living in it.

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One SEC team in the top 5?!? Don’t tell ESPN!

Texas Tech/TCU turned into the game of the weekend, excitement-wise at least.

And it featured the play of the weekend:

The view from the stands:

Tech actually got pretty close on the desperation play –

But in the end, TCU escaped yet another one and got out of the Tortilla Game with a W.

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Poor Kliff, I really thought he had his signature win here.

Utah/Oregon played the late night game in what a lot of people thought would be a great matchup – instead, it turned into an Oregon bloodbath.

Even the Utah punt game was on point – Punt hits wire, they get it back, run fake.

Oregon’s defense just got WORKED.

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I blame Popular Mechanics for calling them a “cupcake” to open the season against Michigan.

Texas/OK State…oh man Texas.

How they lost it last week:

How they lost it this week:

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This is not a core value.

Gundy doing Gundy things to celebrate.

At least Texas fans packed it in.

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Notre Dame, still good. Brian Kelly, still a psycho.

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UCLA continues to roll, dominating Zona for the ESPN special of the week.

Josh Rosen played well despite getting his little Jewish heart stomped on all pregame.

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Using eyeblack to give yourself blackface = intimidation on 100.

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Ohio State won again, yawn.

This is what a cupcake schedule will get you.

Selfie girl was having fun though.

How is this dude not on an active roster.

WVU/Maryland…”The Boarder War”

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Time to get up!

Annnd this cheerleader died. And nobody cared.

Don’t look now but Jim Harbaugh has Michigan looking pretty OK. Butt Family agrees.

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Armara Darboh becomes US Citizen, promptly becomes Odell Beckham as well

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This TD run was insane.

And now from Rutgers/Kansas…The best offsides in history.

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Game looked awesome.

Big man runnin!

And normal runner runnin

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Yoked up fan.

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Some other scores of note…

Baylor dropped a video game score again.

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The quietest #2 in the country ever kept rolling.

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Georgia Tech was a lot of people’s dark horse sleeper to make noise this year – they lost to Duke.

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USC rebounded nicely late night, Cody Kessler 5 TD.

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That’s it for this week…take us out Memphis megaphone guitar guy!