Pink Stripes Is About To Take The NFL By Storm

Look, I don’t know what Pink Stripes is. That’s obvious. But I know it’s going to dismantle the NFL and absolutely revolutionize the game of football. It will probably make the forward pass look like as minuscule a change as the advent of an A gap dive to the right was. You just know that every NFL saw that last night and immediately thought, “Fuck. We are so screwed.” They spent a few hours trying to zoom and enhance, but when that didn’t work they just started getting their 2016 draft board ready. Season’s over. Pink Stripes comin’ for that ass. A people should know when they’re conquered and when the rest of the league saw that last night, they knew.

PS – It’s totally a red herring, Ernie probably scribbled that up there right before the cameras came in the room just to fuck with everyone. But don’t tell anyone else that. If they’re dumb enough to leave playsheets around then they’re dumb enough to chase their own tail for a few weeks trying to get to the bottom of Pink Stripes. Ernie playing chess.