CHIVALRY: Porn Star Kiara Mia Claims Jimmy Garoppolo Remains The ONLY Gentlemen She Dated From The NFL And "1 Million Kisser" On A 1-10 Scale
As Big Cat once said about Jeff Fisher's coaching career, "sometimes you've gotta go back to actually move forward". Wise words from a wise football guy.
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Good stuff. And speaking of blasts from the past, porn star Kiara Mia was kind enough to grace my timeline yesterday with some all-time stories too. Plus some well deserved credit to Jimmy G for being the extraordinary gentlemen that he is.
Remember that hot date they had back in 2018? What a time to be a 49ers fan baby!
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And although Jimmy later referred to their time together solely as a "good learning experience" with no other context, that didn't stop Kiara from supporting him in the seasons that followed.
Sadly he tore his ACL a few months after their date, but did make the Super Bowl a few years later against the Chiefs. Probably could've used a bigger load of Kiara's golden touch for that game though. Shanahan family, LOOK AWAY.
But apologies for burying the lede, this blog is honestly meant to praise Mr G… Not point out all the times his beautiful face let down his team, fans, & city in the most important moments of his impressive career. So WHAT if he's not a Super Bowl winning QB1. Some things are bigger than sports. As Kiara tells it, he's a gentlemen on AND off the field.
That's gotta count for something. Maybe chivalry isn't dead after all?
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In the video below she's asked about the date.
How did they meet? "Instagram."
Did he hold the door? "Yes."
How good a kisser, 1 to 10? "A million."
His breath? "Like candy in your mouth."
"He's the only one that was like a gentleman… it was mind-blowing that perfect guy like him existed."
Weeks later his season ended with a torn ACL, and fans said she cursed him. Her answer: "Did I not say everything I touch turns to gold?"
Her advice for landing an NFL player: "Slide into his DMs, honey."
Asked if more athletes came out of the woodwork after Jimmy: "Actually, yes."
The PERFECT GUY she says. Along with having candy breath and being a 1,000,000 kisser on a 1-10 scale? Not too shabby for ol' James G. Who cares about a measly little championship ring when you can get elite public praise like that from a legend of the game? Authenticity matters.
I'm certainly proud of Jim for being such a positive role model out there. We need more upstanding gentlemen in this cold world. Really can't believe all those other dudes refused to hold the door open for her on all this other dates. She seems like a real sweetheart.
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Truthfully not familiar with her work but I can see how the Kardashians porn parody worked out. Kinda get more Snooki vibes from her though. No kink shaming, just reading the blitz here. Happy hunting.
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But when it comes to Jimmy's current prospects, apparently he's still a free agent right now & was just considered to be the Giants QB replacement. Would be cool to see him get one last shot at the big show rodeo. Least the NFL could do for one of their all-time gentle men. Either way, congrats on the sex. Bags of sand all around brother!
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PS: Now if only all these other legendary porn stars could be as chill as Kiara…