Kanye Teamed Up With Jerry Jones For the Shiniest Picture Ever and Broke The Record For Most Attended Rap Concert in U.S. History
One thing I will always appreciate about Kanye West, aside from The College Dropout, Late Registration, Graduation, 808s & Heartbreak, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Yeezus, The Life of Pablo, Donda, a few select songs from his other newer-ish albums, and being the overall greatest rap artist/producer of my generation. As well as his disgust over the fact that he and Kim Kardashian's family home didn't have a jacuzzi.
I also appreciate Kanye's ability to turn any given picture into a complete fucking joke due to his hilarious outfit choices. I think Kanye is certifiably crazy enough to legitimately see himself as a revolutionary fashion designer. But I always like to imagine that his entire Yeezy brand is just one giant troll on the fashion industry. You know that Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where Dennis Reynolds explains what art is?
"Is art good just because the right people say it's good? Yes, yes, that's how it works."
Kanye West is living proof of that. If you throw enough money behind something, and get the right people to say your 3D-printer-ass Yeezy slides are cool, then your 3D-printer-ass Yeezy slides are the coolest shoes on the market.
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This weekend, Kanye requested an audience with Jerry Jones (or vice versa) the night of his concert at AT&T Stadium. Or maybe they just saw each other in passing and decided to shake hands for a picture. Either way, only Kanye would dawn a space suit so bright that it burned the skin right off Jerry Jones face.
Jerry Jones might as well have been shaking hands with the sun. The fucking sun. Be careful out there, Jerry. Whatever work you've had done on that 84-year-old face of yours surely isn't meant to be exposed to the radiation emitting from Kanye's body.
Shoutout to whoever took that picture. They knew what they were doing. Maybe it was dark enough that they didn't have a choice. Thanks to Kanye's dazzling outfit choice, I can't exactly see what's in the background of the picture. But they must have known if they kept the flash on, it would result in one of the stupidest pictures of the week.
Sounds like Kanye put on a hell of a concert, though. The space suit looks much more appropriate on stage when he's performing for the biggest crowd in rap concert history.
He had Kid Cudi there with him, in a spacesuit of his own. That's a duo that takes me back to high school.
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No matter how crazy Kanye gets, people still show up. Apparently he's still on the right side of the bad person-good artist scale. When you make music like this, you can get away with a lot of shit.