BREAKING: Alix Earle Just Read Her FIRST Book Ever And It's All Thanks To The Pardon My Take Guys & Alex Cooper & Sofia With An F Coming Together? Wow!

Devlin11/11/2026 6:30 PM

Are you familiar with Alix Earle? She's one of the most sought after influencers in the social media space today with over 9 million followers on TikTok and 6 million on Instagram. Already got her own reality show on Netflix along with a budding entrepreneurial business as well.

Impressive stuff for a 25 year old, although certainly bananaland that all she had to do to get famous was film "Get Ready With Me" makeup videos while attending The U of Miami. ~~Clever girl.~~

Don't let the glasses fool you though. Alix isn't exactly a nerdy book worm. In fact a few months ago she admitted that she's NEVER read a book. Maybe Dr. Seuss. And yeah… That checks out. Too much sun shining down on the beach and/or yacht probably makes it unbearable to read big dumb words. I get it.

At least that was until TODAY. Because thanks to the brave boys over at Pardon My Take, it seems Alix finally felt comfortable ripping the bandaid off and doing the damn thing. She read WORDS. Quite possibly even PAGES? Impressive stuff. You go girl!

Looks like feud with Alex Cooper is still going strong…

But I guess I gotta give a begrudging shout out to those cowards who run the Sofia With An F business for ~~bravely~~ making it all possible. Remember her? That walking embodiment of nails on a chalkboard? Simply the fuckin' WORST.

Although in this case, could the enemy of my enemy be a brief friend… Hard to say. And as expected, even harder to listen.

Now I'm not willing to go THAT far branding SoFia as an ally, despite her being "reeeal as fuck". She's still the undisputed WOAT along with her former co-host until the sun explodes, thus fading every memory of this godforsaken plant into Bolivian.

But if our fearless leader Dave Portnoy is wiling to talk about her new book, then it must be game on for the blog too. Go Pres GO!

“I have no relationship with Sofia. None. I hate her guts."

Well there you have it. SoFia STILL sucks and has very hateable guts. Glad we sorted that out. Although admittedly some of these blurbs from her book did give me a hearty chuckle. Just the worst people you could ever work with and/or be around. Even if some of them were #IRREPLACEABLE

(SOURCE) - In Daddy Issues, Franklyn describes one of Cooper’s friends — introduced to their Call Her Daddy audience as “Milfhunter” but identified by Franklyn in the memoir as Muji — who played an integral role in crafting several of their jokes. Franklyn claims that Muji once told her he was responsible for writing the “Gluck Gluck 9000” joke — an oral sex technique Cooper coined on the third episode of Call Her Daddy — and that he had “basically pulled it fully from Black Twitter.” “Despite him ripping content from internet subcultures I’m not a part of, I love having Muji on board,” writes Franklyn. “He’s funny as s--t in a way we’re not.”

“I realize it’s one of several jokes – like saying her favorite porn star is Lisa Ann on an IG Q&A – Alex has made that could not have come from the mind of a white, blond college athlete,” Franklyn writes in the book. She continues: “Muji’s ideas become central to the show, and especially to Alex’s persona: an overtly sexual, clout-chasing WAG wannabe. Off-camera, Alex and I don’t even find a lot of Muji’s sexual humor funny. But we take his knowledge – the good, the bad and the ugly of sports and dudes – and put it on Alex, a dabbing hardo white girl in a push-up bra…Comedy gold.”

Definitely didn't have the Milfhunter getting a shout out from Variety on my 2026 bingo card. What a fucked up world it is huh? Once again, I cannot WAIT for our Sun to explode into a billion pieces. What a gift that'll be. But in the meantime, here's some more of bookworm Alix to keep things copacetic around here. ~~Salute to one of the greatest scholars of our time!~~