UPDATE: Madison Beer, Emily Ratajkowski, Sabrina Carpenter, & Jennifer Lopez Also Deserve Some Spotlight For Their Halloween Costume Efforts
Quick update to my Halloween Recap blog above. Looks like a few big bright shining stars slipped through the cracks and we just can't have that. And although I don't think any of these new costumes beat off out Sasha Grey's commando pick, I'd still say they're worth a gander today. What better way to kill the 2-Man right? RIGHT!
Giphy Images.So without further ado, here's the best of the rest from the weekend starting off with Justin Herbert's better half Madison Beer.
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0% chance she knows that Nurse Ratched character is originally from 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' but that's okay. Although definitely not her best effort when comparing to previous years. Maybe too much of that Herbert P-U stink has rubbed off on her. Quite unfortunate if so.
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And her fellow singer Sabrina Carpenter was also more of the same. A fine enough costume for 2026 but once again, her previous looks were definitely more elite. Nothing wrong enjoying a blast from the past though.
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And on the opposite side of the short spectrum, we had EmRata & her long ass legs doing their darnedest as a sexy giraffe. Bonus points for creativity & likely painting that cardboard head herself. Salute to all the mother fuckers out there. And Marge enthusiasts!
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Wrapping things up we got JLo doing her best Barbarella impression for the people. Classic 1968 role from Jane Fonda that's currently being rebooted with Sydney Sweeney as the leading lady. But Jennifer will do for now. Congrats Roy Kent, so sonofagun.
Good stuff. And I'll close out this blog the same way I did with yesterdays… Giving Paige Spiranac her flowers. She may not be an A-list celebrity but she IS a legend of The Internet. Along with one helluva model American. Gonna be hard to beat her next year. Think she wore like 68-70 costumes this time around. GOD BLESS AMERICA & INDESCRIBABLE CANS!