Silvio Dante Has Had Enough Of The ESPN App Sucking Moose Cock

I apologize if this reads like a retro blog on Barstool when celebrities saying wild shit on Twitter was headline news on this website. But I've been cackling for hours at the mere thought of Rock And Roll Hall Of Famer Stevie Van Zandt finally hitting his boiling point with The Channel Formerly Known As The Worldwide Leader on a casual Sunday morning because he couldn't get his Sunday NFL Countdown fix with whoever the hell is hosting it these days. At least I hope throwing around a term like "sucking moose cock" as Sil's boiling point because that seems like a terrible thing to do, both based on the size of the animal and the size of the animal's cock (I'm too damn old to Google what a moose cock looks like but I imagine it's massive and nothing you would want even your worst enemy to suck).

I'm even going to give Stevie a pass for the last line about rocket science because it reads exactly like something Sil or Tony would say in the backroom of the Bada Bing. The Sopranos was great for a myriad of reasons. But the wide array of common phrases that were misspoken by Tony's crew was probably my favorite comedic aspect to the show. So shout out to the legendary SVZ for reminding us of the good ol' days on Twitter for a brief moment on NFL Sunday thanks to ESPN's incompetence before it goes back to becoming the digital hellscape known as X. During election season no less!

If Stevie wants an alternative to ESPN's hard-to-find drivel about the NFL, he should check out the Gruden Family Football Show. Maybe the Brothers Gruden would have him on for a guest appearance to talk pigskin that I guarantee would be Must Watch.

Also for the record, Stevie won the gold medal for Sunday but this took home the silver.