Where Does Bringing Your Own Hard Boiled Eggs From Home, (In The Shell), On A Plane For A Snack Rank On The Serial-Killer Behavior List?

Am I crazy for thinking this is crazy? I’m not right? Like I said in my tweet, I love hard-boiled eggs as much as the next person, (little salt & pep, and a dash of green Tabasco and mamma mia!) BUT, and this is a large but, like most things in this world, there is a time and a place. 

And that time and place is pretty much anywhere and everywhere that isn’t a metal tube flying 30,000 feet in the air at 500 mph, with 180 people jammed in it like fucking sardines. 

It’s bad enough that there are people walking amongst us that don’t shower, or use deodorant. The amount of B.O. you smell walking around these days is fucking disgusting. And they love bringing it with them on flights. Then you’ve got the savages like Barstool Chief who think it’s no big deal to kick off their shoes and let their smelly fucking socks air out. You’ve of course got the barbarians who can’t stop ripping ass. Almost like they take sick pleasure in it. And now we gotta throw stinky fucking eggs into the mix too?

You really see the worst of society when you fly. We joke around about it a lot around these parts, but it’s fact. People are fucking animals today. Nobody has the slightest sense of self awareness, or the least bit of consideration for anybody but #1 anymore. It’s wild. 

P.s.- somewhere Oscar from The Office smiles

P.p.s- this guy might be worse.

P.p.p.s.- ever see those pictures of people back in the 50s and 60s flying? All decked out in their finest suits and ties? Women in dresses with their hair and makeup done like they’re going to a formal dinner? What a far cry from the gym wear and pajamas people stroll into the airport rocking today.