Apple Just Unveiled Its First Ever Touchscreen MacBook Pro And The Reviews Seem To Be Mixed On Whether Or Not It's A Needed Feature

Listen, is this probably 5 years too late? Maybe, but god damnit do tech nerds love a good touch screen. Couple this with the new iPhone folding Duo that just came out a few days ago and the new Apple CEO John Ternus really is cooking. Do you need a touchscreen on a Mac? Probably not is the answer for 99% of people that use it for daily work and watching episodes of the Internet Invitational, but if we've learned anything from tech in the last decade or two, it's that touchscreens always play.

Steve Jobs would be screaming about this if you look back to a 2010 press conference:

I'd go out on a limb and say that touch screens have come very far since 2010, and you can have the best of both worlds with an iPad or a MacBook if you're doing some more heavy lifting. This did give me a good laugh though:

Screen cleaning products may not have a stock ticker, and I'm not a financial advisor, but if you can find one, those might go to the moon. Go Apple, go!