FETISH ALERT: Bears QB Caleb Williams Is Officially OBSESSED With Posting About Dave Portnoy And It's Sad Desperate Stuff From The Alleged Leader Of A NFL Team Barely Clinging Onto 2nd Place

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I'd never dare speak for our fearless leader, but wanted to make sure the blog crowd was aware of this ongoing Dave Portnoy vs. Caleb Williams feud. They've been trading barbs the past few weeks on social media, which all came to a head after that Patriots vs. Bears game on Thursday night. Of course to the victor goes the spoils, and Caleb responded in kind with his IG post fading Dave into Bolivian over the weekend. Fair game I suppose. Well played. 

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Although where Dave was merely calling it like he sees it weeks ago regarding Caleb's infamous "hamstring" injury, it seems "Iceman" doesn't mind going for low blows online. And specifically borderline slanderous RTs. Shameful stuff. Especially against such a selfless man who has saved SO many small businesses since COVID. Not to mention all the dogs he's helped rescue to safe loving homes. Or does stuff like that not matter to the good people of Chicago anymore? 

I woke up to Bears Qb @CALEBcsw spreading disinformation about me.   I didn’t get anybody arrested or kicked outta school.  That moron threw shit at me on camera in the middle of a pizza review and it went viral.   Play stupid games win stupid prizes Regardless I will not hold this against Caleb.   He’s an emotional guy and in his feelings after tweaking his hammy.  I am rooting for him and all of Chicago.   I can’t wait to see 18 back on the field this week after that season ending injury.  When they go low I go high!  Go Bears!🐻

Not sure if Caleb "The Thespian" Williams got a chance to see that community note yet. Hopefully so. No place in the world for spreading hate like that. Choose LOVE. One time! 

Thought this Twitter user below put it pretty beautifully. Certainly had way more substance in this singular tweet than that horrific pizza review Colston Loveland & Kyler Gordon put out after the game. Still can't believe they took more than One Bite. The slander just doesn't stop with this squad. 

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But well said Bss1234561, whoever you are! Fingers crossed The Thespian learns a thing or two from some free sage wisdom like that. Probably not since he's a brain rotted Gen Z super freak, but maybe just maybe he can add a lil growth & maturity the rest of this season. I'm guessing the Bears & everyone in Chicago would prefer him focusing on football instead of doom scrolling his life away on the Barstool reddit & obsessing over an alpha male jackhammer he'll never be able to defeat. After all, it can be a problem being TOO aware. Just food for thought. 

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But as we all know, trying to understand how Gen Z brains function is very much a lost cause already. Not gonna waste my time on that one Schrags. Paint your fingernails or don't, who gives a fuck. Thankfully we still have a tall handsome guy with impeccable surfer hair like Dave who can light the way forward. Definitely the best fan/sudo player alive today. Likely ever. 

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So have some goddamn respect next time you're trying to meme him to death Caleb. It's the least you can do for a 3x bee sting survivor. VIVA!

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