RECAP: Tate McRae Rocked Red Lingerie, Kylie Jenner Wore A $50 Million Bra, Megan Thee Stallion’s Ass Made Adriana Lima's Jaw Drop, Plus More Iconic Angels Returned At The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Gilbert Flores. Getty Images.Honestly had no fuckin’ idea the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was last night. Would’ve figured they’d market it a little better ahead of time considering they had Tate McRae, Kylie Jenner, & Megan Thee Stallion joining all those incredible Angels onstage.
Not to mention the unretired return of Adriana Lima too. Spoiler alert, AND STILL throwing 99 on the black.

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But let’s not waste any time standing on ceremony here Mr. Wayne. Instead let’s dive directly into the recap by leading off with Kylie Jenner shocking the world with a surprise entry like she was Stone Cold or The Undertaker coming out of the tunnel.
Except I can’t remember any episodes of Monday Night RAW where they wore a $50 million bra. Guess Vince didn’t try every gimmick after all.

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Nothing to add here other than congrats on the sex, Lisan al-Gaib. Although also didn’t know Kylie had that model strut in her bag this whole time. Maybe Kendall taught her some of those moves? We can only hope.


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But aside from the bevy of bodacious Angels, I’d say the biggest star of the show was Canadian popstar Tate McRae & her red lingerie DOMINATED the runway walk. OH, Canada indeed! Gird your Olympic hero loins, Jack Hughes.



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And on the American side of singing, Megan Thee Stallion was no slouch either. Gotta give her credit for being one of the only celebrities today who clearly exercises her ass off instead of relying on injection surgeries. Even Adriana Lima couldn’t believe what she was seeing out there. Respect.

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Speaking of which, let’s give Victoria’s Secret version of TB12 her flowers. Impossible the tell the difference between her 2016 walk and last night. Legendary unicorn for a damn reason!

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Good job, GOOD effort all around! And here’s the best of the rest below if interested. Comforting to know this show is almost back to full strength. Next year should be even better. Maybe just market it a bit better next time? Us smut bloggers got imaginary families to feed.
So please have a heart my sweet Angels, I just switched to Sanka. God bless America.

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Dimitrios Kambouris. Getty Images.PS: BAH GAWD.. is that Gisele's music?! Wonder if she's gonna hit up her ex-husband for unretirement advice?