"I Think Being A Lesbian Would Be Fun & Amazing & Easier. Men Suck!" Kendall Jenner Finally Addressed The Rumors About Her Allegedly Hooking Up With BFF/2014 Model Of The Year Cara Delevingne

Devlin10/16/2026 6:15 PM

Love 'em or hate 'em, ya gotta give credit to the Kardashians & Jenners for being absolute master baiters of clicks. Their entire lives are basically one long drawn out gimmick to endlessly farm pageviews, thus piling up stacks of cash & internet prestige. No matter how vapid or soulless they seem, even their biggest critics still can't help themselves from randomly peering in. Fascinating isn't it? Definitely a bit depressing. And yet the world keeps turning.

But at least this blog is a fun click for you... Can you imagine it... Two chicks at the same time? Holy hell that's awesome man. TWO CHICKS!?

Truthfully a pretty big bummer Kendall isn't switching to the other team though. Would've been incredible to add "Inspired GF to become a lesbian" on Ben Simmons' resume. Could've been more impressive than making multiple three pointers in a game.

Ah well, the world needs ditch digging oversized guards off the bench too. Guess Cara is gonna have to figure out things out on her own. More of her in below if you're unfamiliar. Choose LOVE.

Although judging from her recent music video with Samara Weaving, she's doing just fine out there playing the field! GIRL POWER.

But maybe Kendall will reconsider things after a few more failed romances with NBA players & Hollywood chuds like Jacob Elordi, who she's reportedly dating right now. Either way, it's comforting to know she clearly doesn't let her breakups affect that award winning #content. Speaking of which, here's some of her greatest hits lately.

HOWEVA, judging from that family's sordid past I'm sure we'll hear all about her 1st clambake if it ever happens. If someone is gonna throw out their virginity story this casually on national television, gotta figure more gossip will slip through the cracks. Or in this case, slip through the slit. Pun absolutely & gratuitously intended.

(SOURCE) - The 29-year-old went on to reveal that she actually did the deed for the first time "at his house," which Khloe confirmed she knew. And it wasn't hard for Kendall to find a moment alone with her unnamed partner at the time either, as Kendall recalled that Kris and her dad Caitlyn Jenner "didn't care."

"Not only did she not know, she really didn't give a f--k," Kendall said in a confessional. "She was like, 'Oh, you're going out 'til Wednesday? Great. Never come back.'" As for why Kris had such a relaxed parenting style when it came to her two youngest? Kendall surmised it had everything to do with her and sister Kylie Jenner's birth order.

"We're children number five and six, and she just has no more energy for us," she explained, adding that Caitlyn had a slightly different approach to raising the girls. "My dad was more like strict on the rules." In the end, Kendall didn't disclose whether she keeps in touch with the person she lost her virginity to—let alone her former suitor's name. However, the FRWD creative director—who has dated stars including Harry Styles, Bad Bunnyand Devin Booker—has previously gotten candid about why she mostly looks back positively on her past relationships. "A lot of the relationships have taught me more about myself, which is the most valuable,” Kendall shared in a 2020 video published by Calvin Klein. “And like, what I want from a person or from a relationship."

Not much else to add here. Apologies if you got Clickburgered. Not my intention at all. Merely wanted you to consider for a brief moment how cool two chicks at the same time could be. Hell I'd settle for just one! Would love to find out what these alleged bags of sand are all about. Maybe someday. Probably not. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some silver figurine pants to slowly paint into blue. Have a great weekend!