Oregon’s Sad Sack Of Shit Season Is Defined By Entering The Game Today With A Trojan Horse… Against UCLA??????!!!!!

Sad. On so many levels. 

Oregon was doomed the minute I picked them to win it all, and made Elio dress as Tony Soprano claiming “they will never be higher than +750 in any game this season”. That may have been true, but it doesn’t matter because when you have two losses before Columbus Day, you stink and the season is over. Did they have injuries? Yes. But they looked like shit at full strength so it’s over before it even started. Look forward to 85% of their team opting out of a bowl game that doesn’t matter in December. Whatever. 

However, as if things weren’t bad enough, for some reason their Game Ops department brings out a Trojan Horse … vs UCLA? Like what are we doing? Do you have 8 brain cells in your head? USC is the Trojans. What are we doing? Did someone like fuck up the order of the horse and it showed up yesterday so they had to use it today? Just the dumbest possible thing I’ve ever seen and a fitting moment in a team who stunk this season. I legit think Oregon may never win the title and if they keep doing stupid shit like this… they don’t deserve to.