JUSTICE: Kyle Juszczyk Got His $15,000 Fine Rescinded Because The NFL Finally Realized 2 Weeks Later He Was Drinking A Juice Box, Not Beer

A couple weeks ago the NFL reminded everyone how dumb they are. They started hitting people with fines for 'offensive demonstrations' of pretending to drink beer. I do thank them because I had to sit down with my beer and explain to my sons that you can't do that in the NFL. It's a disgusting act, just don't look at any of their sponsorships. 

But luckily this is where a hero emerged. That hero being Kyle Juszczyk, who was fined the $15,000 for that move. Well, two weeks later it's resolved: 

I don't care how much money these guys have. I won't stand by and watch them get fined for pretending to drink anything. I also can't stand stupidity. That's where the NFL is. This is a celebration that he's done for years. Years! It's all part of the juice nickname. Even if his nickname was beer, who gives a shit? We're watching guys hit the shit out of each other for a couple hours. I think we can handle a fake chug celebration. 

Plus, NFL refs fucking suck. We saw that on full display this week, so anything that changes punishment for these players, sign me up. 

I want Juszyzck now to do the celebration even more. I'm talking on plays he's not even involved in. Go in motion correctly? Juice box. 1-yard gain from McCaffrey when you're blocking? Juice box. Rub it in their face because it was one of the more stupid fines we'll ever see. Justice prevailed. Just took 2 weeks for the NFL to realize how dumb it all is.