Don't You Dare Try To Blitz The Giants Unless You Want Cam Skattebo To Plant You Directly On Your Ass, Embarrass You In Front Of The World

CHOO! CHOO! You wanna know why we'll die for Cam Skattebo? It's that play right there. We think of him running with his head down. We think of him craving contact. Now we get to see him just unleash a perfect block. You know how embarrassing that's gotta be for the defender? It's one thing if you get planted on your ass by an offensive lineman, but a running back? That's why the Giants are 3-1. 

Oh, and we also love Cam Skattebo because of this

It's all these little things starting to add up. That's the difference between this Giants team and the last decade of Giants football. A couple years ago? Jameis is getting strip sacked for six on that blitz. Now we have a running back stepping up and putting dudes on their ass. I'll take a guy like that on my team every day of the week. I want more guys like that, more guys who crave contact and do anything for a win. 

All I hear is oh the Giants have wins over the Titans and Cardinals. Big fucking deal. Last time I checked they were professional teams. They weren't tanking. It's the NFL. All you can do is play the teams on your schedule. You don't get to bring in buy games like college. You don't get to make your schedule and finagle some wins. No, you get Cam Skattebo putting a guy on his ass and Deonte Banks making the game-winning play.

Don't ever try to blitz through Cam Skattebo's hole. That's a promise.