Cam Schlittler Dominates. Ben Rice Obliterates. Yankees Boat Race The Sox In Game 1

I don't know what I did to deserve Cam Schlittler in my life, but know I'll never take him for granted so long that I live. The man was born to decimate the Boston Red Sox. It's all he knows. 

It's outrageous how good this guy is. Cy Young definitely. MVP possibly. Red Sox daddy, always. 

117 pitches, just a fucking dawg out there. Boston's lineup had no chance. 

Credit to the Yankees lineup. While they didn't tag Tolle for much, they did chase him before he finished 5. That forced Chad Tracy to go to his pen and boy did he keep pushing and pulling the wrong levers. Didn't matter who they sent out there, Ben Rice clobbered them. 

As clean of a win as they come. 

One down. One to go. Let's rock Sonny Gray and end this thing. It's 5:30am in Italy. I am a corpse but Cam Schlittler keeps me going.