Hilary Duff Chugging Beers & Getting Iced While Absolutely GLOWING On A Sold Out Concert Tour Deserves A Closer Look For Her 39th Birthday Today. SALUTE HER SHORTS!
Have a DAY, Hilary Duff! 39 years young and still hasn't even begun to peak. What an absolute potato sack rocket ship to the moon she remains. Now, then, FOREVER. And most definitely unguardable in every era she's played in too. RESPECT.
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Really not a stretch to say she's one of the greatest talents the entertainment industry has ever seen. Platinum albums in the 2000s, leading movie/TV roles in the 2010s, & now sold out concerts once again in the 2020s. Superstar level stuff. A real life unicorn.
Not to mention she just put out an awesome song about being pro-blowjob in the back of dive bars. No matter how you slice it, Hilary's as eternal of a force as it gets on this dirty spinning rock of ours. And for that we should be thankful.
And although there's no denying the nostalgia flowing through my millennial veins might be making me a bit bias here, even the haters can't deny she's been completely glowing on her recent concert tour. Lest we forget, this is a MOTHER OF (4). Once again I must say, fucking RESPECT.
Also pretty cool to see her genuinely having a great time with her concert crowds as well. The clips look like a pretty cozy intimate affair more akin to a slumber party. And as is tradition for those occasions, there's been plenty of signature drinks getting chugged simply for shits n' giggles. Along with a smidge of Skyline chili too. What a role model. What a woman.
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Legend of our time. And keep in mind the birthday girl isn't just a beautiful face with impeccable pipes, she's also got jokes on top of that magic. 5 tool player and then some brother.
Great LBJ joke from her, even if it isn't close to being true. Because I haven't seen a single picture of Ms. Duff in the "WASHED" pose yet. Can't imagine that'll happen anytime soon either. 40s are the new 20s after all. Midas whale put her in the SI Swimsuit Issue next year too. You won't hear any complaints from Barstool SPORTS.
So happy birthday, Hilary. May you find the dive bar of your dreams out there today. Well deserved.
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