Ja'Marr Chase Wants Help From Other Superstars Because He Was Fined For A 'Phallic-Related Celebration', He Claimed It Was 'The People's Elbow'

Now hold on a goddamn second here. Yes, I think after a catch like that, Ja'Marr Chase should be able to pretend to whip a giant dick out on a table. That's fair. You should not get fined if you do that after making one of the best catches we'll see. HOWEVER, calling it the People's Elbow deserves the fine. You can't disrespect the most electrifying move in sports entertainment like that

He can lean into it. He can call it the People's Phallic or something like that and I don't think you can get fined with that. Now, the NFL is getting fucking out of control with this. We saw this yesterday: 

And, again, you should 100% be able to pretend to whip a dick out on a table if you pull a move off like that. We need someone smart in the NFL here. If this is a basic catch for like 15 yards, no big dick celebration. Touchdown? Go ahead. Touchdown with a catch like that? Might be able to actually whip a dick out on a table and not get fined. I do love the thought of all the superstars coming together and fighting the NFLPA for the right to celebrate. It's some bullshit fines, don't get me wrong. But Chase deserves this one. You can't call it The People's Elbow. I won't stand for the disrespect there. 

Figure it out, Goodell and the NFLPA. Let these people celebrate. Again, bring in someone with a brain who knows celebrations and a sliding scale if it's fine worthy. Hilarious to call this The People's Elbow though. Chase even knows he got caught in the lie halfway through.