I Want Whoever Wrote This Caption ARRESTED

26?!?! Are you shittin me???? Who wrote this caption??? This is worse when they go "bruh" with 20 laughing emoji faces. 26????????? Get outta town. Put whoever wrote that caption in jail. Put them on a PIP. Make them watch Dave talk about politics on repeat. Ok, too far. But you get my point. 26 is YOUNG. 

I know the person who wrote is is probably a young swingin dick, skipping around town like life is full of gumdrops and rainbows. Not a care in the world, drinking 20 beers and waking up the next morning without a hangover. Probably can do 20 situps and have 6pack abs overnight. 

Well guess what? Some of us are 37. Sure we have 2 glasses of wine and have a hangover for 3 days. And sure we try to do a deadlift and our back gives out, leaving us crippled on the gym floor. And mayve we grunt getting off the couch, toilet, or out of bed. Have a milkshake and our ass jiggles for a week. But guess what? We're still going to the bar! 26 isn't the end of life! 

26, smdh. Coulda at least said 30. Now if you excuse me, my acid reflux is acting up so I need to find a Pepcid.