UPDATE: The Alleged Leader Of The Penn State Cocaine Trafficking Ring Is STILL On The Run Despite Every One Of His Frat Bro Accomplices Being Arrested
And THAT, my friends, is why he's the leader. Every else folded like a wet paper towel, but not Agostino. He done vanished like a fart in wind...which, if we're being honest, probably isn't that hard when you look like an AI created imagine of "American college student"...
There's not really much to see here. Just an average twink who happens to love forcing his pledges into helping him run a cocaine empire. It's a throwback to the days of old. When college students entrepreneurial spirit was celebrated, not chastised. Then again, that celebrated entrepreneurial spirit usually had nothing to do with trafficking narcotics. Regardless, the fact that his dude is still on the run blows my mind.
Here's the full story from from The Post:
More than a dozen Penn State frat brothers were busted for running a complex cocaine trafficking ring out of two separate fraternities that forced young pledges to cut and bag the drugs then sold to students, according to prosecutors.
A whopping 14 people — including a Long Island native at the “very top of the food chain” — were slapped with charges in connection to the multi-state trafficking scheme. Four of the charged are current Penn State students, while nine are alumni, and one is a dad.
The fraternities, Sigma Chi and Delta Upsilon, reportedly coordinated with suppliers in New York and Philadelphia, trafficking in the coke and distributing it mainly to Penn State students.
“This was a coordinated and highly-profitable drug-trafficking crew revolving around two senior members of the fraternities, other fraternity brothers, and pledges,” Attorney General Dave Sunday said in a statement Monday.
“In fact, according to the evidence uncovered, cutting and packaging cocaine was, for some pledges, an indoctrination into the fraternities.”
Abbatiello and Thomas Robinson — of Sigma Chi and Delta Upsilon fraternities, respectively — were the main suppliers in the scheme, with Abbatiello frequently traveling to New York to acquire large quantities of cocaine between 2023 and 2024, the investigation found.
Abbatiello allegedly distributed cocaine as recently as February 2026, according to court documents.
When he learned law enforcement was interviewing individuals about Penn State drug dealing, he reportedly “begged them not to talk about his involvement.”
The cocaine was cut and packaged primarily at the off-campus Delta Upsilon and Sigma Chi fraternity houses before being distributed mainly to Penn State students.
Abbatiello, Robinson, Mohammed Huraibi, and Lars Zeepvat face felony charges including corrupt organizations, conspiracy, and dealing in proceeds of unlawful activity.
Nadu is online claiming that everyone already "ratted" even though there's no evidence, but that's because he A) thinks he's Italian and B) thinks movies are real life. If for some reason I'm proven wrong, I'll eat my words. Here's are some of the other bros arrested in the case…
Kind of wild they they're all in suits. And yea, no shit they're all gonna tell on each other. As far as I can tell, these are twenty-year-old Penn state students who got in over their head. Not ride or die 1970s mobsters. You're gonna throw your entire life away over a make believe code of silence, Jeff.
Anyway, it's only a matter of time until this idiot gets caught. He'll be made an example of while his friends walk free. I just want him to get away a little longer so I can get a few more blogs out of it. Don't do drugs!!
UPDATE
(as of 10:41 AM)
I would like to formally apologize to Jeff Nadu. Not for saying he thinks he's Italian or that life is a movie, but for questioning the validity of his non-cited tweets claiming that everyone in the case cooperated with law enforcement. Here is what he sent me from the grand jury indictment…
I would like to hold myself accountable for my comments, just as these gentlemen are holding themselves (or their friend?) accountable for their actions. Thank you for reading.