RECAP: Here's ALL Sydney Sweeney Topless Scenes From 'Euphoria' S3 Since Their Finale Was A Putrid Mess And Barely Featured Her Elite Talents

Devlin6/01/2026 6:35 PM

Well friends, we've reached the end of the Sydney Sweeney road. At least when it comes to explicit 'Euphoria moments'. Good riddance to that show really. No offense to Syd of course, she certainly carried the load as much as she possibly could. And then some.

Sam Levinson says that Sydney Sweeney refused to let him cut nude scenes from ‘Euphoria’ Season 3: “Well, it’s funny. When I first wrote it, I was like, ‘Maybe we shoot all of this and we don’t have any nudity. Maybe there’s ways to shoot around certain things?' And she looked at me and she was like, ‘Are you kidding? I’m playing an OnlyFans model. You’re telling me you’re going to, like, skirt around it?’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, OK, that’s a fair point.'”

Maybe Sam should've listened to her sage wisdom a little more for the finale too. Early returns are calling it one of the worst of ALL-TIME, right up there with 'Game Of Thrones' & 'Stranger Things'. Rarified air, but not totally unexpected.

Especially since all those internet rumors about Sydney going nude for one last ride ended up being just that. She was barely even in the episode and also didn't end up on the stripper pole that was used heavily in promo. Certainly a damn shame. But on a slightly positive note, she did just post a few BTS crumbs from filming S3 that are worth a look.

But allow me to put my hand up here and sincerely apologize to anyone I mislead over the weekend. I really thought I was doing a public service by forewarning about the 2 warlocks allegedly coming by sea. Sorry to anyone out there that ended up having their night ruined instead. I feel you my man. I'll certainly never get that 3 minutes of my life back scrolling through my DVR. This commenter knows what I'm talking about.

SNAKEPLISKIN:
I think I watched the wrong show. All I saw was a weird looking scarecrow OD.

So as penance for my sins, I'll put all of Sydney's best S3 scenes below. For you, the people. Thanks for making this one of the most viewed segments in Barstool SPORTS history. It's been a helluva run. And of course, thank you for YOUR service Ms. Sweeney. Godspeed Goodspeed. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Respectfully.