John Rich

The Pittsburgh Pirates New Saying This Year Appears to Be "Hoist The Cone" and Fans Are Confused As Fuck

It's been tough times for Pittsburgh Pirates fans lately for pretty much my entire existence. Looking back the Pirates record history since the turn of the century is truly depressing. It's almost a statistical anomaly to be this consistently bad.   But things are looking up for the Pirates! Maybe. 

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The Pittsburgh Pirates New Saying This Year Appears to Be "Hoist The Cone" and Fans Are Confused As Fuck

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