Is Dante The Most Desperate Bachelor In America?

Dante, if you’re reading this….scratch that, I know your ass is reading this. For the love of God, find your balls. You’re good looking, successful, with Italian blood running through your veins, yet you carry yourself like a dog with a limp leg. Everyone loved Dante from the Shore, probably because he was drunk, didn’t give a fuck, and was just living in the moment, having the time of his life, teaching us millennials how it’s done. But sober, paranoid Dante microanalyzes every word he says. Fuck that. Be the king you were born to be. I know this place can bully you into thinking you’re a worthless piece of shit, but you’re not. There’s a girl out there who will see that. So start acting like the prize instead of begging for it.

Aside from hearing Dante essentially put out a PSA that he’s looking for a girlfriend he did let us in on some legendary stories from the OG days at the stool. So even if you don’t want to hear about his dating life you’ll at least be interested in his past.