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SEX WARFARE: China Is Allegedly Sending Smoking Hot Spies To Silicon Valley To Sleep With Tech Bros, Steal All Their Secrets, And Marry Them

The Times - Chinese and Russian operatives are using “sex warfare” to seduce and spy on Silicon Valley professionals, industry insiders have told The Times.

James Mulvenon, the chief intelligence officer of Pamir Consulting, which provides risk assessments for American companies investing in China, said he was one of the many men recently targeted by foreign seductresses hoping to gain access to US tech secrets. “I’m getting an enormous number of very sophisticated LinkedIn requests from the same type of attractive young Chinese woman,” said Mulvenon. “It really seems to have ramped up recently.”

Mulvenon also described how, at a business conference on Chinese investment risks hosted last week in Virginia, two attractive Chinese women showed up and attempted to gain entry. “We didn’t let them in,” he said. “But they had all the information [about the event] and everything else.”

He added: “It is a phenomenon. And I will tell you: it is weird.”

Mulvenon, who has investigated espionage in the US for 30 years, said the honeytrap tactic was “a real vulnerability” for the US “because we, by statute and by culture, do not do that. So they have an asymmetric advantage when it comes to sex warfare”.

Sex warfare is just one way American tech workers are being played, according to five counterintelligence experts who spoke to The Times. China is also hosting competitions for startups on US soil to steal sensitive business plans, and even trying to sabotage American tech companies, sources said. In February, the House committee on homeland security warned that the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has conducted more than 60 cases of espionage in the US over the past four years — though a former counterintelligence source fears this “only scratches the surface”.

Both Russia and the CCP are using ordinary citizens — investors, crypto analysts, businessmen and academics — to target their American counterparts, rather than trained agents, making the espionage harder to spot. “We’re not chasing a KGB agent in a smoky guesthouse in Germany anymore,” said one senior US counterintelligence official. “Our adversaries — particularly the Chinese — are using a whole-of-society approach to exploit all aspects of our technology and Western talent.”

You really gotta love tech bros. They have zero self-awareness. 

They talk about disruption like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread, but they’re really just a bunch of guys wearing hoodies and trying to explain to you how their new app is going to change the world. Newsflash, geniuses, your app is just Tinder for influencers. It’s like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. We don’t need more apps. We need fewer tech bros with buzzwords like “synergy,” “pivot,” and “blockchain.” 

But that's not the real issue here. No, far from it. The real issue is the real players. And its not these nerds in Silicon Valley, who think their code is the key to solving world hunger. The folks who are really playing the game in all this are China and Russia. 

China’s out there running full-on espionage operations while our guys are trying to figure out which startup accelerator to pitch their app to. These folks are playing chess while Silicon Valley is over here trying to remember the rules of checkers.

They’ve mastered the art of “influence” in a way that would make Machiavelli blush. They don’t need to send in James Bond-style spies with tuxedos and gadgets. They just use the power of the pussy.

What do I mean by that? Let’s break it down, genius. 

The oldest playbook in the world is distraction through desire. 

And who better to execute this than China? They’ve figured out that the best way to infiltrate the tech world isn’t by hacking into servers (they definitely do that too), but by sending over a few attractive professionals to get cozy with the nerds running the show. The tech bros are too busy talking about their “founder equity” and how “disruptive” their platform is to notice they’re being charmed into spilling their trade secrets. 

While they're telling their startup’s “story,” the real story is that China’s got them wrapped around their little finger. And these tech nerds love the smell of their own farts so much, they'r etoo oblivious to realize that it’s not because of their amazing coding skills.

You've gotta read the full article I linked to because the story is so preposterous you won't believe me telling you. 

These tech nerds get LinkedIn requests from identical “beautiful” young women with resumes that sound suspiciously too perfect, and instead of raising alarms, they just sit there and think, “Oh, this is it! My big break! This woman’s totally interested in me- not my job title and connections.” 

Newsflash- You guys are not that interesting. Far from it actually. 

You’re a cog in the machine. 

The real game is being played by others who know exactly what you’ll do when you get that first compliment. Don’t act like you’re not thirsty for validation. And even thirstier for real life, non-Pornhub, pussy.

And it gets weirder. According to some whistleblowers, China’s been sending in these “attractive women” to start relationships with key players- marrying them, having kids with them, then spending years gathering intel.

They’re not just looking for a date. They’re looking to build a family around them, slowly and quietly extracting everything they know. 

It’s like some twisted, real-life rom-com, except instead of falling in love, they’re falling into a strategic nightmare. One guy even said he discovered that his wife had disappeared for a decade after working in a Russian modeling academy and then reappeared as a cryptocurrency “expert.” Turns out, she wasn’t here for love- she was here for data and trade secrets.

The Center for Strategic and International Studies produced a damning study on just how bad it all really is. 

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And it shows that this is happening all the time. Tech bros marrying foreign agents, having kids with them, and giving away the keys to the kingdom without even knowing it. And these geniuses think they’re winning. You’re not winning, pal. You’re being played. Hard. 

They're not even fucking chess pieces- they're the guys who think the pawn is the Queen. But that’s what happens when you’re too busy chasing your own startup dream to realize that China is playing an entirely different game.

And what's craziest about it all is this is a tale as old as time. This shit has been happening since Biblical times.

I'm nowhere near the historian Jerry Thornton is sadly, but I distinctly remember the story of Mata Hari from World War 1. A German cabaret dancer who seduced and fucked a bunch of French military men senseless and then pumped them for information post-nut. The French did the right thing when they finally caught on to her and executed her.

BUt we're not too good at learning from history around here.

While all these tech nerds are out here “disrupting” the world with their blockchain ideas and "synergy" nonsense, they’re missing the bigger picture. China’s not out here to take their app or their platform. They’ve already got that all figured out. 

They’re just using these dudes to get what they want. 

They’re running competitions for startups where all you’ve got to do is pitch your business idea and sign a few forms to get some funding- only to have your intellectual property and trade secrets handed over on a silver platter. 

How people this brilliant and intellectually smart don't see through this is bonkers.

And all of that said, I can't throw stones. Meaning, I can't blame these guys one bit. If Keilah Kang come up to me in a bar and whispenred in my ear, I would hand her the keys to Fort Knox, the nuclear codes, and anything and everything else in the world she asked for without even the slightest bit of hesitation. If that’s treason, whatever. Sorry, not sorry.