There Is “Non-Human, Intelligent Life” Among Us, and There’s A Documentary Featuring World Government Officials Giving Testimony About It Dropping In November

Variety - “The Age of Disclosure,” Dan Farah‘s buzzy documentary that aims to establish that we’re not alone in the universe, is finally making its way to the masses.

The film will have an Oscar-qualifying run in select theaters in New York and Los Angeles beginning on Nov. 21 along with a concurrent release on Amazon Prime Video. Additionally, a new trailer for the film was released on Thursday.

Per the official description, “The Age of Disclosure” documents “an 80-year global cover-up of non-human intelligent life and a secret war among major nations to reverse-engineer advanced technology of non-human origin. Featuring testimony from 34 members of the U.S. Government, military and intelligence communities, the film exposes the profound stakes for the future of humanity.”

So apparently this is how it ends guys. Nope, not with a bang, but with a Prime Video thumbnail. 

According to this new documentary aptly called The Age of Disclosure, (because we’re definitely living in it. “Most transparent administration in history” and everything…) we’re finally getting “the truth” about aliens. 

“Non-human intelligent life forms”, cover-ups, secret wars between nations to reverse-engineer alien tech- the whole shabang. 

Everything your one buddy who owns a CB radio and a desert camper has been screaming about for twenty years. And it’s coming… to Amazon Prime. 

Yessir.

Nothing screams “global paradigm shift” quite like buffering halfway through because your Wi-Fi can’t handle 4K.

The documentary’s press release promises “a strong case” for aliens living among us, featuring powerful government insiders like Marco Rubio and Kirsten Gillibrand. 

Ah yes, the two people I definitely want handling interplanetary diplomacy- a bought-and-paid for Florida senator and the lady from New York who still thinks we’re getting student loan forgiveness.

Nothing screams credibility like bipartisan panic!

And please do not skip over the fact that the director “made the film in secrecy for three years.” 

They claim it’ll “blow the lid off” an 80-year global cover-up. 

Which, if true, means aliens have been watching us long enough to witness disco, Crocs, and Love Island. 

Which, if that’s truly the case, how doesn’t that all make them want to turn the ship around? If they’re really still here, then nothing will. 

My favorite part of it all is that it’s premiering the same day in theaters and on Prime. Because apparently, this is information humanity deserves to know, but only after paying $4.99 or having a valid Prime subscription.

Before you skeptics start, let me stop you right there. This is definitely not a distraction from something else. Nope. 

No wars, no scandals, no impending financial collapse, no mysterious documents being quietly declassified on a Friday night. 

Just pure, unfiltered, honest and transparent cosmic truth. 

If history’s taught us anything, it’s that when politicians all suddenly agree on something, it’s always for our benefit and never because someone somewhere needed the headlines to move. Find a new slant.