Dare I Say, I Think The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Is Officially BACK!

Boys. I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Because you didn't come here to read words. You came here for pictures. So let me just say, I think that we are officially back. 

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, once an annual watershed moment for years and years, was sadly gutted back in 2019. But after a long, arduous battle, it triumphantly returned last night.

And it kicked off with a fucking bang. Thanks to Justin Herbert's dime piece, Madison Beer- 

She smashed her second performance also - 

But I know, I know. you didn't come for the music. So let me assure you, there was ass. Mucho cullo. 

And there was this girl I've never heard of before tonight, Yasmin Wijnaldum, and haaaaaave mercy…

And there was plenty of creative risk taking. Which all the girls and critics love. 

We were also blessed by one of Dave's og babes, Candice Swanepoel. Who was absolutely RIPPING- 

Dear Lord…

We got an Emrata sighting and I'm not the least bit mad about it  - 

But let's get back to Madison Beer, shall we? 

Karim was right- 

Must suck to be Justin Herbert - 

And yah, I would say she was a hit in all demographics - 

I know you don't care. But the music was really on point. Missy Elliott smashed per usual - 

This South Korean girl group Twice didn't hurt the eyes - 

Nor did Karol G - 

Not my cups of tea, but to each their own. Every girl's crush was there, Bella Hadid - 

and Gigi Hadid - 

Here are some other boner jams. Enjoy - 

And the haters are furious, because even Angel Reese killed it.

And some more boner jams for you- 

AND, if all that wasn't enough, they brought back some of the veteran flame-throwers - 

It ended on an upbeat, positive note. With no wokeness or virtue signaling. Which, again, I know I run the risk of jinxing things here, but I really do think we might be back guys…

Hit the fuckin music -