Tip Of The Cap To Skip Bayless For Somehow Doing A 30 Minute Rant About Travis Hunter Getting Baptized

I have 2 points I want to make real quick.

1) I don't think I have 30 minutes worth of thoughts on all my favorite topics COMBINED, nevermind what Travis Hunter did on a Sunday morning. He wasn't late to work, he wasn't causing problems, just a quick dip in the pool of Christ and off to the stadium. But somehow Skip went on for nearly 30 minutes about it. Or so I'm led to believe because I didn't even click play on the video. Would be a sick troll if he ended up talking about something else, but I don't think Skip has that in his bag. 30 minutes about Travis Hunter's morning. Incredible work. That's why being rich and unemployed isn't for everyone- most people need that 30 minutes to take care of a chore, catch up on a show, etc...Skip has too much free time. But tip of my cap for him being able to put out a 30 minute video about it, that's a rare ability.

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2) Let's look at some numbers real quick:

Ol' Skiperoo has 3.1 million followers.

That video did a negative numbies to followers ratio

I'm not one to Tweet number shame because I only go down in followers on the X platform and nobody pays attention to my Tweets anyway, but 3.1 million followers for 129 likes…that's what I'm talking about! That's Barstool Nate ass numbers right there. Brought a big ol' smile to my face when I saw that nobody gives a fuck about anything Skip Bayless says. Same here, brother. Same here.