Jessie James & Eric Decker Respond To Barstool's Blog About Them With Even More Proof They Are The Hottest & Happiest Married Couple Alive

Last week I wrote about the scorching hotness of The Deckers, along with the sheer unadulterated horniness they constantly post on main. And like I said in the blog above, NO shade meant whatsoever. If anything, Jessie James & Eric have given us all the playbook on how to have a happy marriage. Work hard, play harder. STAY. READY.

24/7/369.

Now if only we can could all look like them too, we'd really be cooking with gas. Seriously though, when's the last time you saw Mom & Dad look like this? 

Bah gawd King... They would break you in half!

Now I assumed my blog would just be some easy #pageviews and a nice reminder that sexy celebrities are awesome. But I didn't expect The Deckers to actually read it. Well imagine my surprise when this randomly popped into my algorithm over the weekend, what absolute legends. (sidenote anyone have a good connect for a primo top-of-the-line cuck chair?)

Well played Eric Decker, well played. Also appreciate you not beating the shit out of me for posting that 100 picture gallery of your wife last week. Keep the overly horny Reels coming, the world needs them now more than ever. Either way I pledge my eternal fealty to your family, you'll always have a friend here at Barstool Sports. 

Also my good friend Pat would love to have you on his award winning show 'Out & About'. Let me know brother!

Kudos bars all around to the Deckers for having some fun with it. One thing is for sure, the granny socks absolutely play. Although throughout all my research, I haven't found any fashion styles that Mrs. Decker struggles with. Some people are just blessed with it I guess. 

Good for them, better for us.