The Saddest Shit Talking: Rico Dowdle, The Cowboys And Brian Schottenheimer Keep Warning Each Other To 'Buckle Up' For A Revenge Game This Week

Did you know this week was a revenge game? That's right we have Rico Dowdle vs the Cowboys, a player every person knew left for the Panthers this offseason. Now, sure, he's coming off arguably the best game from a running back this week with 206 yards and a touchdown, but that was against the Dolphins. Stats shouldn't count the same if you're doing it against a dogshit team vs a decent team. 

I don't know who is funnier to talk shit here/send buckle up warnings. A running back who didn't do much for the Cowboys, a player most casual fans probably don't know off the top of their head or the first year head coach lacking creativity in his return. Oh you want us to buckle up, Rico? Yeah, we got seatbelts. You bet your ass we have our seatbelts. Mix it up a little bit, fellas. You can't just keep threatening safety upon each other about buckling up and safety belts. 

I do admire some sort of talking and bulletin board material, but it's tough to do that with a Panthers/Cowboys game. I know people are talking about Dak as a MVP candidate, it's October. We're witnessing the same stuff we always do with the Cowboys. They are 2-2-1, hilarious putting a tie there, the defense looks like shit and Dak is off to a good start. It's going to collapse, that's what Rico Dowdle should bring up. Promise to be the one to start the collapse early for the Cowboys.