Taylor Swift's New Album Is Full Of "I'm Cool, Hot, Rich, And I Don't Give A Fuck What You Think" Energy, We Could All Take Notes

Buckle up. Taylor's new album The Life Of A Showgirl is BANGER after BANGER after BANGER, and I'm at the point where I'm refusing to hear otherwise. The sound, the topics, this whole album rollout - (real) Swifties are in heaven. 

I'll do a full lyric breakdown as usual after I see the Life Of A Showgirl Movie today at 3pm (where Taylor will break down every single song, AND we'll see the music video for The Fate Of Ophelia!!!!!!) but right off the rip, my favorites are as follows:

- Actually Romantic

- Elizabeth Taylor

- Eldest Daughter

- Father Figure

- The Fate Of Ophelia

I'm sure this list will change with time but WOW, am I thrilled with everything I'm hearing, seeing, and experiencing. Stay tuned for more breakdowns of the massive media blitz shes been doing, and shoutout to the Swiftie who put them all in one place for us!