Livvy Dunne Has Been OUTED By The Internet For Having Bodily Functions. So Let's Embrace Debate To Answer The Age Old Question, Are Armpits Sexy?

If you want an overall recap of the Livvy & Skenes experience from his final start of the season, Hubbs has you covered above. Although before we jump into the crux of this blog, I do have to give a tip of the cap to The Mustache Man. He absolutely shoved all season long, with a level of dominance we haven't seen in a long long time. And not just the sheer numbers, but also as the kids would say "the aura". 

Despite the Pirates never ever scoring any runs, every time Paul pitched he still gave off vibes of Pedro at the '99 All-Star game. Gotta wonder if he's gonna be offered a literal billion dollars for next his contract. That might end up as lowball offer a few years from now. 

But enough about SPORTS, let's get to the matter at hand... Are armpits sexy? Are you turned on or turned OFF by bodily functions? 

It's a question that had the internet tied in knots, all thanks to Skenes smoking hot influencer girlfriend Livvy Dunne. Apparently it was a pretty muggy night in Ohio, which lead to this screenshot below launching a thousand reply guys on every platform possible.

Now look I'm not trying to encourage or support them, I don't have a dog in the fight here. But I do feel like it's my journalistic duty to report the #news. This certainly falls in that earth shattering category. And it's no shade towards Ms. Dunne at all, honestly just had no idea D1 gymnast swimsuit models even used deodorant? I thought all beautiful women woke up by fluttering eyelashes in their scallop shell, whilst already being enveloped in an angelic mist & morning dew. Odds are they're probably wearing basic white, cotton, underpants. But maybe they're silk panties? Maybe it's a thong? Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about? You know, and uh, and I started feeling…

Anyway, turns out I've been living a lie this whole fuckin' time! Girls DO sweat??

The reaction to this reveal was… interesting to say the least. Even after all my years on the internet, the horniess of this place still surprises me sometimes. Commendable effort on the memes though. Should've known these lads wouldn't miss a 50 year storm. 

Have mercy UNC!

24 hours later, that post from @PGHNoContext has 11 million views and 10,000 bookmarks. Good GOLLY.

Reminds me of Josh Brolin's character in 'Flirting With Disaster' who was obsessed with licking beautiful armpits. (Side note it's a super underrated dark comedy directed by David O. Russell, with great stuff from Ben Stiller & Patricia Arquette in the 90s. Probably how they knew each other before linking up to make 'Severance' together. Definitely worth a watch.) 

The more you know!

But hey, I'm not here to kink shame or kink promote. Again, just reporting the #news. Although I do wish we still had that shitty voting system with the Star Rating from the Milton days. Not sure how else to gauge the temperature of the coliseum on this debate. So I guess with that I'll bid you adieu, with some non-pit pics of Livvy just in case you do need to cleanse your palate out there.

Feel free to sound off in the comments, your vote matters! Just don't try to convince me that girls poop too? That would simply be too much information to absorb in a single day. TGIF.

PS: if you're looking for more All-American #content, here you go. Not armpit focused though, sorry/congrats.