WATCH: "Catfish Girl" Hannah Barron Hits The Greatest Archery Shot In Human History And Continues To Be The #1 American Badass On Earth

I bet you didn't expect this blog to lead off with a Legolas cumpilation, but we can't talk about archery masters without giving that salacious Sindar Elf a shout out first. 

Okay, now onto the next generation coming for his crown... our old friend "Catfish Girl" Hannah Barron... 

Last time we heard from her she was giving a touching tribute to Ozzy Osbourne with her guitar, right after giving Lane Kiffin the Heisman online. 

Hunting, fishing, lifting, internet domination... she really can do it all. Absolute definition of an All-American Girl. Probably can beat you in an arm wrestling contest too?

PO-TA-TO. SACK. WIFE. 

But this archery shot she hit a few weeks ago took my breath away. It needs to be seen, it deserves to be celebrated. This isn't even about pageviews, it's about saluting someone who's at the top of their craft. 

Unfortunately this clip is so elite, Twitter won't let me embed it. So you'll have to be brave and click HERE.  

There's a preview for anyone still on the fence. Country roads, take us home. 

And while I have you here, let me give a polite reminder to NEVER tell Hannah to skip leg day. Frankly I'm disturbed people would even try to stop greatness like that. Sick individuals really. I wouldn't mind seeing them tied up on her bullseye next time around so she can William Tell their ass. 

Jokes aside though, I legitimately need to know her workout plan. It WORKS. 

LET HER LIFT. And let her live. Actually mind bottling anyone thinks her accent isn't A+. Keep doing your badass thing Hannah, I promise to always be here to defend the wall. If you're ever in NYC, I'd love to take you out for a nice seafood dinner and call you again many times. 

Gonna start learning how to get bit ASAP. Cleary though, catfishin' ain't for the faint of heart. 

I see why Lane tried to recruit her to Ole Miss though. She is a force to be reckoned with, whether she has a bow in her hand or not. God bless Alabama, GOD BLESS AMERICA. 

Roll MFin' Tide.